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BRENT AND KATE'S BLOG FOR WENESDAY 7-7-10
LET'S START BY SAYING WE HAD A GREAT TIME WITH ACTRESS OLIVIA MUNN FROM THE DAILY SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL AND THE MOVIES "IRON MAN" AND "DATE NIGHT".
HERE IS TODAY'S COMEDY CLIP
HOWARD KREMER TALKING ABOUT CELEBS...
KATE'S DIRT
The good news: Lindsay Lohan won't have to wear that SCRAM bracelet anymore. The bad news: she's going to jail for 90 days.
Despite Lindsay's pleas and tears, a judge yesterday found the actress in violation of her probation for missing court-ordered alcohol education classes. After her stint behind bars, she has to complete a 90-day rehab program. Lindsay begins her sentence on July 20th.
Britney Spears knows all too well that fame has a downside. That's why she's determined to keep her boys out of the spotlight. She tells Cosmopolitan, "If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."
WEIRD NEWZ
A 29-year-old Land O'Lakes, Florida, woman was arrested after she sold a trailer on craigslist that belonged to her neighbor.
The ad read, "Come get this trailer, attach it to your car and get it out of here ... I'm tired of looking at it." The ad stated that the trailer was free and it was indeed taken.
Vanessa Kimball was charged with grand theft. The trailer was returned -- but with damages.
website called Howaboutwe.com is "a new kind of dating site where members could demonstrate who they are, not with personal essays and awkward messages, but by proposing dates that begin with the words: "How about we ..."
Some of the "How about we ..." dates include:
- "How about we go to a library or bookstore and leave notes inside books?"
- "How about we go to a free marriage counseling session with a priest knowing nothing other than each others names?"
- "How about we walk the High Line and look for people with mullets?"
Source: Gawker.com
BEEBS NEWS
Justin Bieber is not dead. Google, which owns YouTube, had to make a quick fix this weekend after hackers placed pop-ups on the site saying that the Beeb had died.
The hackers placed a code in the comment section of certain videos that would send viewers to adult websites or bring up pop-ups saying that Bieber had been in a car crash. Google was able to fix the problem within two hours -- and the rest of the world let out a sigh of relief knowing that Justin is still alive.
Source: BBC News
Brent and Kate's Blog for FRIDAY!!!!
FREE BEER FRIDAY!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!
COMEDY CLIP FEATURES JOSH SNEED TALKING ABOUT MONTANA
KATE'S DIRT
Fame seems to have made Kristen Stewart paranoid.
The Eclipse star tells Hello! magazine that she feels uncomfortable at those massive Twilight premieres. "I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me. No security could protect me. Ostensibly they're fans, but I think about them turning on me." Not according to the box-office numbers. Eclipse earned $68.5 million the first day of its release, giving it the biggest Wednesday opening of all-time.
Mel Gibson has been allegedly caught on tape delivering another racist rant.
Mad Mel was secretly recorded using the N-word and other obscenities in a nasty argument with ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, who is embroiled in an equally nasty custody battle for their daughter. This tape comes four years after Mel's anti-Semitic tirade to police during his drunken-driving arrest.
WEIRD POOP NEWZ
Three Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, men were arrested after they assaulted an off-duty police officer because of an argument over dog feces.
25-year-old Noah Coburn, 33-year-old Matthew Sauffer and his 31-year-old brother Daniel attacked John Doll because of issues they had with where his dog was doing his business.
All three men were charged with aggravated assault, conspiracy and public drunkenness.
(Originally reported by the AP)
Men always say they don't "get" women. So, Glamour asked a few men what they're so confused about. Here are some of the things they said:
- "Why are women so afraid of bugs but can regularly pour hot wax on their bodies and rip hair out by its roots?"
- "I don't get why getting married so soon is so important to most women. Is love not enough?"
- "I don't get why girls say one thing and mean something different. Like when they say, 'You can watch the game,' and then when you do, you get in trouble."
- "Why do girls not like other girls when they first meet them? It's as if they have to prove themselves to each other before they'll consider them acceptable to hang out with."
City leaders in Hermosa Beach, California are frustrated.
Every year for the past three decades during the Fourth of July weekend, hundreds of people go to the beach to compete in the Hermosa Beach Ironman competition.
Competitors run a mile on the beach, paddle out on surfboards for another mile and then return to shore to quickly chug a six-pack of beer. The first to finish the beer without vomiting wins. Of course, participants often hurl on each other.
City Council members last week discussed ways to phase Ironman out, starting by meeting with event organizers. Excessive drinking and rowdy behavior scares families away, city officials say.
For now, though, police will simply try to keep the crowd under control and off the beach by noon because they just don't have the manpower to arrest hundreds of people.
Source: DailyBreeze.com
Americans will consume a lot of hot dogs on July 4th, but probably no more than what Joey "Jaws" Chestnut is going to pound away at the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest at New York's Coney Island.
The returning champ will look to do better than his record-breaking performance of last year when he crammed 68 hot dogs down his throat in only 10 minutes to win his third straight contest.
Here are some interesting and gastro-disturbing facts about the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest:
- Chestnut's 68 hot dog performance last year means that he consumed more than 21,000 calories; 1400 grams of fat; and about 47,000 milligrams of sodium in only 10 minutes.
- The first contest was held in 1916. The winner finished 13 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
- Competitors must be 18 years of age to participate.
- Takeru Kobayashi (aka "The Tsunami") won his first of six straight contests in 2001. He will not compete this year.
- Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas broke her own female record last year with 41 hot dogs.
- ESPN has broadcasted the event live since 2004
- The winner is given the international mustard-yellow belt.
- Only hot dogs and buns that are "kept down" will be counted. Judges will deduct hot dogs from the count if the competitor has a "reversal of fortune."
- The event at Coney Island draws a crowd of 35,000 spectators to watch the contest live.
Source: NathansFamous.com
Brent and Kate's Blog 7/1/10
HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY
OUR COMEDY CLIP FEATURES Iliza Shlesinger
TALKING ABOUT THE 4TH OF JULY
KATE'S DIRT
Tiger Woods' infidelity will cost him $750 million.
That's the amount the golfer has agreed to pay wife Elin Nordegren in their divorce settlement, reports the London Sun. For the payout, Elin has agreed to stay quiet about Tiger's affairs -- even after he dies. The newspaper says the couple will sign divorce papers next week.
First Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi had a battle of words. Now the ex Bachelor couple is embroiled in a battle of the bods.
Vienna wants to get naked for Playboy, saying she needs the cash. But a rep for the men's mag says they haven't made her offer. Her ex, however, just received a six-figure offer from Playgirl. Maybe Vienna can land Penthouse!
We know The Situation has sweet abs, but this is ridiculous. The Jersey Shore star fist-pumped the night away at a New York nightclub Tuesday as he celebrated his 28th birthday. They even played the Sitch's own rap song -- several times. But the highlight of the bash was a cake in the shape of his much-hyped six-pack.
HERE IS WHERE I FAILED THIS MORNING..U TRY!
Happy Canada Day to our neighbors in the Great White North. Canada Day celebrates the country's 1867 birthday. For kicks, see if any of your listeners can sing the Canadian national anthem, "O Canada."
O Canada,
Our home and native land.
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free.
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
KATE AND BRENT SAW THE ECLIPSE MOVIE AND BOTH GAVE IT THUMBS UP!
According to an article in the Los Angeles Times, "Twilight Addiction" is actually negatively affecting some relationships. That's because some women are so addicted to all things Twilight that they spend all their time on fan sites, blogs, and message boards -- that is, when they're not re-watching the movies, re-reading the books, or standing in line to see Eclipse.
Source: Yahoo.com
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse took in $30 million in its first day alone and is poised to become the biggest Fourth of July weekend release in history.
Here is a list of the biggest Fourth of July movie openings of all time:
- Spider-Man 2: $88 million in 2004
- Transformers: $67 million in 2007
- War of the Worlds: $65 million in 2005
- Superman Returns: $52.5 million in 2006
- Men in Black 2: $52 million in 2002
- Men in Black: $51 million in 1997
- Independence Day: $50 million in 1996
- Terminator 3: $44 million in 2003
- The Perfect Storm: $41 million in 2000
Armageddon: $36 million in 1998
How long is your shopping list for the Fourth of the July weekend? Forbes magazine expects it to be pretty long. The money magazine doesn't think the bad economy will keep Americans from spending billions to celebrate the Fourth of July. Here are some predicted spending figures for this holiday weekend:
KESHA LOVES FAT MEN
Katy Perry doesn't have to worry about Kesha moving in on her man -- but Jack Black's wife had better watch out. Kesha tells Britain's Heat magazine "My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect."
Brent and Kate's Blog 6-30-10
Happy Hump Day!! Last Day of June!!
Let's get it started with comedian Tim O'Rourke talking about fat terrorists
KATE'S DIRT
Bachelor Jake Pavelka's sexuality is coming into question after he allegedly refused to have sex with Vienna Girardi.
Vienna told Star magazine that her ex-fiance gave her a litany of excuses for not getting intimate -- first he was "fasting," then "he didn't feel like it," then he wanted to wait until marriage, and finally he said they fought too much. But now a so-called friend of Vienna's tells Radar Online, "Vienna told me, 'I don't think Jake is into girls.'"
Bret Michaels is getting closer to taking Simon Cowell's seat at the American Idol judges' table.
He tells Parade.com that next month he'll be talking with producers about the gig. "They did a poll, and I think it was Madonna, P. Diddy, Howard Stern and myself, and I took 50 percent or 60 percent of the vote, and that's tremendous."
As you'd expect, Justin Bieber is creeped out by rumors that his mom was offered $50,000 to pose in Playboy. The 16-year-old tweets, "My mom is a moral woman...let's just leave that one for what it is...because that rumor just grossed and weirded me out."
WEIRD NEWS-HOLY TACO!
An 81-year-old Salem, Oregon, man was arrested after he chased a man around a local taco stand while wielding a machete.
The chase began after Manuel Meza became convinced that the owner of the stand had stolen a drill from his nearby business.
No one was hurt during the incident.
According to StandardMadness.com, here are some signs you're getting old:
- You don't have that many beer buddies.
- You're buying seated tickets to rock concerts -- and not getting into the mosh pit.
- You're rooting for the cops during street protests.
- You really hate teenagers.
- You're worried about your cat's mental health.
- You leave the game early to beat the traffic.
- You're over-planning every road trip.
- You're getting out of your vehicle and asking for help with your parking.
When it comes to the Fourth of July, the majority of Americans celebrate with the traditional fare.
According to the National Retail Federation ...
- 62 percent of adults will celebrate with a cookout, barbecue or picnic.
- 42 percent will watch fireworks or attend some sort of community celebration.
- 61 percent of people said they own an American flag and 42 percent said they own patriotic clothing.
- And one figure that will make retailers happy -- 16-percent will buy new patriotic merchandise for July 4th.
Brent and Kate's blog for Tuesday 6-29-10
Well, it all started with Jaleel White aka Steve Urkle, then Kate had a problem with her ducks and Hot "TUBE" time machine...WOW..it was classic!
Arj Barker has our 4th of july comedy clip of the day
KATE'S DIRT
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially divorced.
The couple signed the final documents last week, three months after Jesse's cheating scandal erupted. Sandra filed for divorce in Texas in April, citing "discord or conflict of personalities." The couple had been married for five years.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have tied the knot.
The couple was married at a small ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii, TMZ reports. The wedding actually took place late last week, but was kept under wraps with only about half-dozen people in attendance. Although Green has an eight-year-old son from a previous relationship, this is the first marriage for the twosome, who met back in 2004 on the set of Hope & Faith.
Oprah Winfrey is once again the most powerful celebrity in the world, according to Forbes magazine. She takes the top spot from Angelina Jolie, who drops to number 18 on the annual Celebrity 100 Power List. Beyonce came in second, followed by director James Cameron and Lady Gaga. Tiger Woods rounds out the Top 5.
Here's the Top 10:
1) Oprah Winfrey
2) Beyonce
3) James Cameron
4) Lady Gaga
5) Tiger Woods
6) Britney Spears
7) U2
8) Sandra Bullock
9) Johnny Depp
10) Madonna
WEIRD DUCK NEWS
A 51-year-old Massillon, Ohio, man was arrested for drug possession after he began slamming his car into the vehicle in front of him while waiting in line at a pizza drive-thru. The man's name?Donald Duck.
Duck has a long record of DUIs dating back to 1991.He had marijuana and plenty of other drug paraphernalia in his car.
When Glamour asked a bunch of 20- and 30-something guys what they think women should wear on a date, most of them said jeans.
Here are some other answers:
- "Jeans, heels and a nice blouse, black tee or tank top."
- "Low-cut, but not too low -- I don't want to see everything, just enough to be exciting."
- "Anything that shows some personality is right for me."
- "It's great seeing my girl in a sundress. Bright colors are good, too."
- "I like it when women wear flats, because I'm short!"
- "I don't like ... when women wear a skirt but cover their pretty legs with boots!"
- "I want to see her in as little makeup as possible. I'm into natural beauty, so something to bring out her eyes ... but nothing too done up."
Source: Glamour
be fooled. It's not only for your benefit, it's for hers.
So here are 10 reasons why she wants you to dress well:
10. The better you look, the better she looks among other women.
9. Getting you in the habit of dressing well will ensure that you'll never let yourself go.
8. It will raise your status, thus raising hers.
7. You'll look great as a couple.
6. You'll look better in photos.
5. It will motivate her to maintain her appearance.
4. You'll impress her friends and family.
3. People will treat you better.
2. You'll get ahead in your career.
1. If you look better, you'll have better sex.
Source: AskMen.com
There's been a phenomenon sweeping the nation called "Bros Icing Bros," where a man can offer a Smirnoff Ice to any other man -- and the man who is offered the drink has to drop to one knee and chug that sucker. It's gross because ... well ... Smirnoff Ice is gross.
Now, women are getting into the action. But instead of dropping to one knee and chugging Smirnoff Ice, which many women love, they're dropping to two knees and chugging Busch beer.
Check It Out: GirlsBuschingGirls.com
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