Category Archives: Johnny Page

The Tourists Blackout Game
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-tourists-blackout-game "To fend off crowds of tourists, a town in Japan is building a big plastic screen in front of a convenience store to block the view of Moun...
Johnny Page May 01, 2024

Milan's Food Curfew
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/milans-food-curfew "Milan, Italy, is poised to ban the selling of ice cream, pizza and other foods after midnight after new proposed law."
Johnny Page Apr 30, 2024

No More Rat Hole In Chicago
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/no-more-rat-hole-in-chicago "After a series of complaints from neighbors, the infamous Chicago rat hole dented sidewalk was removed Wednesday morning."
Johnny Page Apr 26, 2024

Robot Dogs Have Flamethrowers Now
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/robot-dogs-have-flamethrowers-now "If you've always wanted to set the world on fire, now you can thanks to the Thermonator, a robotic dog with a flame thrower mounted...
Johnny Page Apr 25, 2024

Burning The Shining
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/burning-the-shining "Firefighters responded to a three-alarm attic fire at the Timberline Lodge, which was the stand-in for the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's mo...
Johnny Page Apr 24, 2024

Cicada Salad
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cicada-salad "As the nation prepares for trillions of red-eyed bugs known as periodical cicadas to emerge, a New Orleans restaurant plans to put cicada salad on the m...
Johnny Page Apr 23, 2024

Jason Kelce Lost His Super Bowl Ring In A Pool Of Skyline Chili
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/jason-kelce-lost-his-super-bowl-ring-in-a-pool-of-skyline-chili "Jason Kelce lost his Super Bowl ring in a pool of Skyline chili."
Johnny Page Apr 19, 2024

Are There Neanderthal Bones In Your Floor Tile?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/are-there-neanderthal-bones-in-your-floor-tile "A Reddit poster found an ancient jaw bone in his parents' new travertine tile floor, and it may be more common than mo...
Johnny Page Apr 18, 2024

Maybe The Pumpkin Ate Your Baby
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/maybe-the-pumpkin-ate-your-baby "An Australian man took the largest pumpkin grown in the country this year and turned it into a canoe that he paddled down the Tumut R...
Johnny Page Apr 17, 2024

Yu-Gi-Oh My God You Stink
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/yu-gi-oh-my-god-you-stink "A Yu-Gi-Oh card tournament in Japan smelled so bad that a player decided to drop out because she couldn't stand it anymore."
Johnny Page Apr 16, 2024