Category Archives: Johnny Page

Barf Bag Jacket
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/barf-bag-jacket "Dramamine, the brand for motion sickness relief, has decided to use barf bags for a new purpose, creating the first-ever barf bag puffer jacket."
Johnny Page Apr 12, 2024

Vodka By The Gallon
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/vodka-by-the-gallon "Alberta's service minister says he'd be willing to exercise authority contained in a new government bill to address what he described as the conc...
Johnny Page Apr 11, 2024

A Stormtrooper In A Kilt?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/a-stormtrooper-in-a-kilt "Police in Scotland said a reported armed man who led to a train returning to a station turned out to be a Star Wars cosplayer with a blaster...
Johnny Page Apr 10, 2024

Chechnya's Music Ban
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/chechnyas-music-ban "The Russian republic of Chechnya has banned music that is too fast or too slow, ruling that all music should 'correspond to a tempo of 80 to 116 ...
Johnny Page Apr 09, 2024

Will Tekken Go To The Waffle House?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/will-tekken-go-to-the-waffle-house "The director of the fighting video game series Tekken wants to know why his fans keep asking him to come up with a stage set at a ...
Johnny Page Apr 05, 2024

Gathering Of The Kyles
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/gathering-of-the-kyles "The City of Kyle, Texas, announced it is making another attempt at breaking the Guinness World Record for the largest same-name gathering with...
Johnny Page Apr 04, 2024

Help Wanted At The NUTmobile
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/help-wanted-at-the-nutmobile "Planters peanuts is searching for three people to join its team on a one-year detail chauffeuring Mr. Peanut around the country in the o...
Johnny Page Apr 03, 2024

April Fools 2024
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/april-fools-2024 "Today is April Fools' Day, and, as expected, companies and websites are marking the annual celebration with hoax name changes and fake products, inc...
Johnny Page Apr 02, 2024

This Year's Cadbury Bunny Is A Raccoon
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/this-years-cadbury-bunny-is-a-raccoon "This year's Cadbury Bunny is a raccoon named Louie, the first of his species to earn the title."
Johnny Page Apr 02, 2024

Demon Faces
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/demon-faces "A new study argues some people diagnosed with schizophrenia might instead be suffering from a rare visual condition that can cause other people's faces t...
Johnny Page Mar 27, 2024