Category Archives: Johnny Page

Learning To Smile Again
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/learning-to-smile-again "People in Japan became so used to wearing face masks during the pandemic that they are signing up for lessons to teach them how to smile agai...
Johnny Page Jun 06, 2023

Gradutate
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/gradutate "Parents and students of an Illinois high school are upset after the school distributed more than 600 graduation stoles to seniors with the word 'Graduate' ...
Johnny Page Jun 02, 2023

Water Your Water Buffalo
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/water-your-water-buffalo "A British couple said an insurance company has finally agreed to pay for repairs 10 months after a herd of escaped buffalo dropped by their ...
Johnny Page May 25, 2023

Beer Can Chicken Beer
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/beer-can-chicken-beer "Perdue, the poultry company, is selling a 12.5-ounce can of beer that's specifically made for 'beer can chicken,' just in time for the summer g...
Johnny Page May 24, 2023

There's No Place Like Jail
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/theres-no-place-like-jail "Federal prosecutors in North Dakota say a man has been indicted by a grand jury on charges of stealing a pair of ruby red slippers worn by ...
Johnny Page May 23, 2023

Several Meteor-Wrongs But No Meteorites
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/several-meteor-wrongs-but-no-meteorites "A month after a meteor exploded over Maine, no one has found a piece big enough to get the $25,000 bounty offered by a Maine ...
Johnny Page May 18, 2023

Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Baby
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cocaine-is-a-hell-of-a-baby "In South Carolina, a woman's huge stash of drugs fell from her "fake pregnancy belly" right in front of the police."
Johnny Page May 17, 2023

Burned By A Chicken McNugget
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/burned-by-a-chicken-mcnugget "McDonald's and a franchise holder were found at fault after a hot Chicken McNugget from a Happy Meal fell on a little girl's leg and cau...
Johnny Page May 16, 2023

Victim Screaming "Help" Greatest Of All Time
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/victim-screaming-help-greatest-of-all-time "Police in Oklahoma said a pair of officers responding to a report of person 'yelling for help' arrived to find the distres...
Johnny Page May 12, 2023

Bud Light Can DUI
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bud-light-can-du "Deputies in Kansas shared a case of life imitating art after pulling over an intoxicated driver who was dressed in a Bud Light beer can costume."
Johnny Page May 11, 2023