Category Archives: Johnny Page

Jack Daniel's Fungus Problem
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/jack-daniels-fungus-problem "Furious Tennessee residents have been blanketed by black 'whiskey fungus' after Jack Daniel's failed to stop emissions leaking from its b...
Johnny Page Mar 07, 2023

Nice Basketball Game...For Me To Poop On
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/nice-basketball-gamefor-me-to-poop-on "A dog who was supposed to entertain the University of Louisville's crowd by catching frisbees at Tuesday night's men's basketba...
Johnny Page Mar 03, 2023

Ghostface Was Just Doing His Job
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/ghostface-was-just-doing-his-job "A person dressed as the 'Ghostface' killer from the 'Scream' movies prompted multiple 911 calls in California, but police said the p...
Johnny Page Mar 02, 2023

Kiss App
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/kiss-app "A Chinese company is selling a remote kissing device designed to allow long-distance lovers to share their smooches via a cellphone app."
Johnny Page Mar 01, 2023

Mexico Has An Elf Problem
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/mexico-has-an-elf-problem "The President of Mexico posted a photo of what he claims is a real live elf."
Johnny Page Feb 28, 2023

Park Bench Made From Elephant Crap
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/park-bench-made-from-elephant-crap "A zoo in Amsterdam has taken sustainability to a new level after creating a park bench made of 35 percent recycled plastic and 65 ...
Johnny Page Feb 24, 2023

A $63,000 iPhone
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/a-63000-iphone "A first-generation iPhone, still unopened and plastic wrapped in the box, sold at an auction for more than $63,000."
Johnny Page Feb 23, 2023

You Must Be This Skinny To Ride This Ride
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/you-must-be-this-skinny-to-ride-this-ride "Critics are blasting the new Mario Kart: Bowser's Challenge attraction at Universal Studios Hollywood because it warns visi...
Johnny Page Feb 22, 2023

Please Keep Your Dog's Head Inside The Vehicle At All Times
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/please-keep-your-dogs-head-inside-the-vehicle-at-all-times "A proposed bill would ban Florida dogs from sticking their heads out of car windows."
Johnny Page Feb 21, 2023

Bear Drills
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bear-drills "An emergency drill at a Japanese zoo made for a comedic scene when a zoo worker put on a costume to play the role of an escaped bear."
Johnny Page Feb 17, 2023