Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/just-moppin-the-microwave "A tweet posted last week featured four photos of a 7-Eleven employee in Malaysia using a floor mop to clean a microwave oven."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/uber-eats-courtside "A college basketball game was disrupted when an Uber Eats delivery man walked onto the court during the game while searching for the recipient of...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/aws-bare-bear "A&W announced its 'polarizing' bear mascot will wear pants from now on in a hilarious troll that fooled customers and the media."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/dna-test-for-santa "A Rhode Island police department said it has granted the request of a young resident to have the remains of a cookie DNA tested to determine if Sa...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/even-a-psychic-cant-find-this-cat "Firefighters, aviation authorities and most recently an animal psychic have joined the Bolivian government's mission to help find T...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-cat-shaver-of-coventry "A number of cats in the UK have been targeted by an unknown perpetrator who shaves large perfect squares into their fur."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/snake-in-the-carry-on "Transportation Security Administration agents at a Florida airport noticed something shocking in an X-ray image of a traveler's carry-on bag --...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/taylor-swifts-rich-cat "Taylor Swift's cat Olivia is the world's third richest pet with a net worth of $97 million."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/junior-sopranos-house "The New Jersey home that served as Junior's house in The Sopranos is now on the market."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/banned-words-23 "Lake Superior State University released its list of words and phrases they would like banished in the year 2023, and it includes 'Gaslighting' and 'G...