Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/you-have-lung-cancerwoops-meant-to-say-merry-christmas "Thousands of patients at a British medical clinic were told via text that they had aggressive lung cancer, but...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/no-ipad-shingles-doesnt-care "A Boston man said he found roofing shingles inside an iPad box he purchased at Best Buy."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/end-of-the-big-butt-era "After almost a decade of our cultural obsession with twerking, peach emojis and Brazilian butt lifts, 2022 apparently marked the end of the e...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/somebody-called-the-cops-on-cousin-eddie "Police in Kentucky were summoned to a neighborhood when a resident confused a part of a neighbor's Christmas Vacation-inspir...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/selling-ets-skeleton "The original mechanical model from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial sold at auction for a final bid of $2,560,000."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/dude-wheres-my-camel "Three camels escaped a live reenactment of the Bethlehem story to cause traffic chaos in Brisbane, Australia Friday morning."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/wrong-world-cup-champions "A businessman has been left with 18,000 useless T-shirts which wrongly herald England as World Cup champions."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/super-8-candles "Motel chain Super 8 is selling a set of candles meant to mimic the smells of an epic road trip adventure."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/city-bans-cat-declawing "A city in Pennsylvania has officially made declawing cats illegal."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/internet-surprised-to-learn-what-nutcrackers-do "People have taken to social media to express their surprise after discovering nutcrackers are actually used to crack ...