Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/deer-bar "A bar in Oshkosh was damaged after a herd of deer ran through the patio and crashed through a window."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/fart-attack-in-brazil "A Brazilian singer has been hospitalized with severe stomach pain after holding in gas around her boyfriend."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/friends-are-moving-to-texas "A house has gone on the market that is bound to impress fans of "Friends" as it features decor just like that seen in the show, with a Ce...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/stolen-yeezys "A Portland man was arrested with a U-Haul packed with $250,000 worth of stolen Yeezy Adidas shoes."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/grim-reaper-misses "A teen in India is lucky to be alive after tumbling out of bed and falling headfirst onto a sickle - which became lodged gruesomely in his head."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bad-beers "If there's one place a big Irish head does not belong, it's on the beer."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/lego-war "A LEGO store in Chicago is selling custom designed LEGOs modeled after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Molotov Cocktails."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/hidden-valley-ranch-diamond "Hidden Valley created a diamond ring by heating dry ranch seasoning to 2,500 degrees Fahrenheit, then crushing it under 400 tons of press...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/screen-doors "Walgreens stores are replacing their refrigerator and freezer doors with video screens that show advertisements and some customers are not into it."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/me-toilet-ca "An artist in Tampa will soon see a toilet he sculpted to look like Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich displayed for thousands of visitors at the Ripley's Bel...