Category Archives: Johnny Page

Oh, Christmas Deer, Oh Christmas Deer
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/oh-christmas-deer-oh-christmas-deer "Residents in Alberta, Canada, said a deer has been wandering around the town with the strand of lights wrapped around its antlers...
Johnny Page Dec 03, 2021

World's Loudest Burp
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/worlds-loudest-burp "An Australian man broke a decade-old Guinness World Record when he let out a burp measured at 112.4 decibels."
Johnny Page Dec 02, 2021

The Cost Of The 12 Days of Christmas
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-cost-of-the-12-days-of-christmas "It will cost about $41,206 to obtain the items from each of the 12 verses from the song '12 Days of Christmas.'"
Johnny Page Dec 01, 2021

Stuck In The Snow With Noasis
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/stuck-in-the-snow-with-noasis "More than 60 people who went to a British pub to see an Oasis cover band ended up spending three nights at the facility when a snowstor...
Johnny Page Nov 30, 2021

Better Than Black Friday
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/better-than-black-friday "A town in northern Michigan is holding its annual 'Bed Parade' on Black Friday."
Johnny Page Nov 26, 2021

Here's Why Cranberry Cans Are Upside Down
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/heres-why-cranberry-cans-are-upside-down "Ocean Spray says its cans of cranberry sauce are upside-down so 'the log will easily slide out.'"
Johnny Page Nov 24, 2021

Driving A Cooler Without A License
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/driving-a-cooler-without-a-license "Police in Australia said a man was cited for driving without a license and officers confiscated his unusual vehicle -- a motorized...
Johnny Page Nov 23, 2021

Just Another Prick At The Brothel
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/just-another-prick-at-the-brothel "A brothel in Austria is offering 30-minute vouchers with the 'lady of their choice' for everyone who gets the COVID vaccine put int...
Johnny Page Nov 12, 2021

Curly Fry Vodka
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/curly-fry-vodka "Arby's announced it will release limited edition bottles of Crinkle Fry Vodka and Curly Fry Vodka."
Johnny Page Nov 11, 2021

Tortured By Baby Shark
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/tortured-by-baby-shark "Three people are suing Oklahoma County jail employees who investigators found forced them to stand handcuffed for hours and listen to the chil...
Johnny Page Nov 10, 2021