Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cereal-killer "Cinnamon Toast Crunch's giant mascot was hard for fans to stomach as it sat behind home plate Tuesday at the Mets-Marlins game in Miami."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/flying-butt "The world's largest aircraft, a gigantic airship called the Airlander 10, when viewed from a certain angle, looks a whole lot like a ginormous butt."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/grimaces-origin-story "The manager of a McDonald's franchise in Canada has revealed that the character of Grimace, Ronald McDonald's purple pal, is supposed to be a g...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-hills-are-alive-with-the-sound-of-moo-sic "The manager of a McDonald's franchise in Canada has revealed that the character of Grimace, Ronald McDonald's purple pa...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/snakes-on-a-face 'A little girl visiting a petting zoo in Russia recently learned that not all of the animals there are truly ideal for petting after getting bitten i...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cows-in-the-drive-thru "A visitor to a McDonald's drive-through in Wisconsin captured video of a cow riding in the back seat of a car."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/heart-shaped-sheep "An Australian farmer couldn't go to his aunt's funeral because of pandemic restrictions so he paid his respects with a novel alternative: dozens o...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bovine-be "A pair of unruly cows in Tasmania named SOB and Bandit broke into a house, thrashing the furniture, and defecating on the carpet."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/no-daddy-shark-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo "Officials at an aquarium in Italy said a baby smooth-hound shark was born in a tank in which only females are kept, in what mi...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/beaches-closed-due-to-cow-attacks "Beaches were closed to protect visitors from vicious cows roaming free on the French island of Corsica, goring beachgoers and even ...