Category Archives: Johnny Page

Cash Crash
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cash-crash "Police say a man in Maine totaled his truck Wednesday morning because he was distracted due to counting cash while driving."
Johnny Page May 21, 2021

Doggie Paddle In A Septic Tank
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/doggie-paddle-in-a-septic-tank "Two police officers in New Hampshire successfully rescued a German shepherd that had fallen into a 500-gallon septic tank as it was be...
Johnny Page May 20, 2021

Caught By Cookies
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/caught-by-cookies "A Milwaukee man who allegedly burglarized a bakery has been caught after the bakery digitized the face of the suspect and put it on cookies the bak...
Johnny Page May 19, 2021

Gender-Bending, Death-Zombie Fungus Cicadas
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/gender-bending-death-zombie-fungus-cicadas "A fungus full of psychedelic drugs could cause cicadas' butts to fall off."
Johnny Page May 18, 2021

Don't Hoard Gasoline In Plastic Bags
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/dont-hoard-gasoline-in-plastic-bags "The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued a warning to people: 'Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.'"
Johnny Page May 14, 2021

India's COVID Cure Probably Isn't
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/indias-covid-cure-probably-isnt "As COVID-19 ravages India, some have taken to rubbing cow feces and urine on their bodies as a way to fight the virus."
Johnny Page May 13, 2021

The Carolina Squat
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-carolina-squat "The Carolina Squat is an after-market modification that causes the front of a truck to be several inches higher than the back, which lawmakers and...
Johnny Page May 12, 2021

Free Shots At Dracula's Castle
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/free-shots-at-draculas-castle "At Dracula's castle in Transylvania, Romanian doctors are offering a jab in the arm with the COVID-19 vaccine."
Johnny Page May 11, 2021

Alligators In Iowa?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/alligators-in-iowa "Animal services officers in Iowa were called to an apartment complex on a report of an alligator on the loose, but they arrived to find a life-siz...
Johnny Page May 07, 2021

Move a Stone, Move a Border
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/move-a-stone-move-a-border "A Belgian farmer moved a 330-pound stone out of the path of his tractor and unwittingly changed the border between Belgium and France by 7...
Johnny Page May 06, 2021