Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/lululemons-long-butt "Lululemon has pulled its line of new leggings because it's giving customers 'long butt'."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/this-amp-definitely-goes-to-eleven "Guitar Center employees found thousands of dollars' worth of drugs stuffed inside guitar amplifier."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/dragonfly-apocalypse "Several sunbathers at a popular Rhode Island beach were running and screaming Saturday when an enormous swarm of dragonflies suddenly overtook t...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bones-in-the-boneless-wings "The Ohio Supreme Court said in a ruling issued today, just because you order boneless chicken wings at a restaurant, that does not mean y...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cocaine-sharks "'Cocaine Shark' is already a horrible looking B-movie, but it's also a reality as trace amounts of the drug have been detected in sharks near Brazil."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/hot-dog-down "One of Oscar Mayer's hot dog-shaped Wienermobiles ended up flipped onto its side after crashing on a suburban Chicago highway."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/no-more-bear-selfies-please "Police in Florida are urging people to stop taking selfies with a 'depressed' black bear spotted loitering morosely on a roadside."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/vote-for-literally-anybody-else "A Texas man legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else to apply for a particularly difficult-to-get job: President of the Uni...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/everything-bagel-except-the-poppy-seeds "Trader Joe's Everything Bagel seasoning mix is the subject of an intensifying crackdown in South Korea, where poppy seeds - o...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/wedding-chop "A new TikTok trend has gone viral, and it involves the bride getting their hair done for the wedding ceremony, then having a hairstylist cut off a signi...