Category Archives: Johnny Page

Thoughts And Prayers And Murder Hornets
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/thoughts-and-prayers-and-murder-hornets "A wild video posted online shows a giant murder hornet finally meeting its match: a brain-gobbling praying mantis."
Johnny Page May 08, 2020

Toilet's In The Kitchen
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/toilets-in-the-kitchen "A studio apartment listed for rent in Australia is drawing attention online for an unusual design feature -- a bathroom in the kitchen separat...
Johnny Page May 07, 2020

AirPods Big As Your Head
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/airpods-big-as-your-head "A woman from Dubai was in hysterics after receiving a fake pair of AirPods that were bigger than her head."
Johnny Page May 06, 2020

The Empire Social Distances
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-empire-social-distances "Dressed as "Star Wars" characters, local officials in the Philippines are out and about to enforce strict quarantine measures while also ...
Johnny Page May 05, 2020

The Kentucky Turtle Derby
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-kentucky-turtle-derby "Even though the Kentucky Derby has been postponed until September, fans can watch turtles race instead of horses this weekend."
Johnny Page May 01, 2020

Tupac Is Alive And Unemployed
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/tupac-is-alive-and-unemployed "The governor of Kentucky personally called a resident named Tupac Shakur to apologize for using his unemployment claim as an example of...
Johnny Page Apr 30, 2020

Finding COVID-19 In The Sewers
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/finding-covid-19-in-the-sewers "New Castle County in Delaware is analyzing its sewers in a high-tech way to track the amount of coronavirus in the county."
Johnny Page Apr 29, 2020

Even The Asteroids Are Social Distancing
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/even-the-asteroids-are-social-distancing "Scientists are joking that even an asteroid set to pass by Earth is practicing social distancing, noting that the space rock...
Johnny Page Apr 28, 2020

Free Joe Exotic?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/free-joe-exotic "A new petition on Change.org requesting that Netflix and other streaming services make their services free amid the coronavirus pandemic is gaining p...
Johnny Page Apr 24, 2020

Will Tom Hanks Give The World A Hank-ccine?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/will-tom-hanks-give-the-world-a-hank-ccine "Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's blood will be used by medical researchers who are developing a vaccine for coronavirus after t...
Johnny Page Apr 23, 2020