Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/its-a-new-dawn-for-dawn "The makers of Dawn dishwashing liquid have invented a new dish spray designed for the way people are washing their dishes today."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-lithuanian-weapon-tree "Staff at a Lithuanian airport came up with a sharp idea to remind travelers that safety comes first: a Christmas tree made of confiscated ...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/air-freshener-car-bomb "A motorist in the UK was lucky to escape with minor injuries when his car exploded as he lit a cigarette after using an aerosol air freshener....

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/deck-the-cows "A New Jersey dairy farm's cows are going viral after the farmer dressed them in giant-sized Christmas sweaters."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/ugly-christmas-sweater-perks "Alaska Airlines announced it is celebrating the Christmas season by offering priority boarding for one day to passengers wearing ugly sw...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-cowboy-pigeons-of-vegas+ "Animal rescuers in Las Vegas said they are trying to capture pigeons spotted wandering around with tiny cowboy hats on their heads."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/quality-grade-a-colombian-snow "Walmart had to issue an apology for featuring a Christmas sweater on the store's Canadian website that depicted Santa doing lines of c...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/a-banana-taped-to-a-wall-is-art "A banana duct-taped to a wall has sold for $120,000 at an international art fair in Miami featuring works by acclaimed and emerging a...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-fart-launcher-3000 "Toy insiders and wincing parents say the Fart Launcher 3000 - a Nerf gun-like gadget that shoots farts instead of darts - is topping off kids'...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/worst-fire-extinguisher-ever "A fire in the engine compartment of a BMW in Russia was extinguished by the closest thing with a hose - a septic hauler full of poo."