Category Archives: Johnny Page
Maybe The Pumpkin Ate Your Baby
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/maybe-the-pumpkin-ate-your-baby "An Australian man took the largest pumpkin grown in the country this year and turned it into a canoe that he paddled down the Tumut R...
Johnny Page Apr 17, 2024
Yu-Gi-Oh My God You Stink
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/yu-gi-oh-my-god-you-stink "A Yu-Gi-Oh card tournament in Japan smelled so bad that a player decided to drop out because she couldn't stand it anymore."
Johnny Page Apr 16, 2024
Barf Bag Jacket
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/barf-bag-jacket "Dramamine, the brand for motion sickness relief, has decided to use barf bags for a new purpose, creating the first-ever barf bag puffer jacket."
Johnny Page Apr 12, 2024
Vodka By The Gallon
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/vodka-by-the-gallon "Alberta's service minister says he'd be willing to exercise authority contained in a new government bill to address what he described as the conc...
Johnny Page Apr 11, 2024
A Stormtrooper In A Kilt?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/a-stormtrooper-in-a-kilt "Police in Scotland said a reported armed man who led to a train returning to a station turned out to be a Star Wars cosplayer with a blaster...
Johnny Page Apr 10, 2024
Chechnya's Music Ban
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/chechnyas-music-ban "The Russian republic of Chechnya has banned music that is too fast or too slow, ruling that all music should 'correspond to a tempo of 80 to 116 ...
Johnny Page Apr 09, 2024
Will Tekken Go To The Waffle House?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/will-tekken-go-to-the-waffle-house "The director of the fighting video game series Tekken wants to know why his fans keep asking him to come up with a stage set at a ...
Johnny Page Apr 05, 2024
Gathering Of The Kyles
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/gathering-of-the-kyles "The City of Kyle, Texas, announced it is making another attempt at breaking the Guinness World Record for the largest same-name gathering with...
Johnny Page Apr 04, 2024
Help Wanted At The NUTmobile
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/help-wanted-at-the-nutmobile "Planters peanuts is searching for three people to join its team on a one-year detail chauffeuring Mr. Peanut around the country in the o...
Johnny Page Apr 03, 2024
April Fools 2024
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/april-fools-2024 "Today is April Fools' Day, and, as expected, companies and websites are marking the annual celebration with hoax name changes and fake products, inc...
Johnny Page Apr 02, 2024